Castro dead: Chavez successor?

Rumors, innuendos and speculations are a plenty that the bearded dictator is either dead, or is applying for a permanent resident visa to Hades. The named successor is fidel’s younger (75 years old), duller, effeminate brother Raúl. However, just imagine for a second, that there may be a plan underway to have Chavez ascend to the post of Máximo Hijo de Puta, in a united Venecuba. I will tell you that not even the most loco Cuban communist will go for this idea, but Elephants in Academia proposes this as an interesting scenario.