Hugowood

Just recently, the Venezuelan satrap, Hugo Chavez announced that Oliver Stone was planning a movie about the 2002 coup. It wasn’t long after, that Stone made it clear that he was not planning a movie despite an announcement to the contrary by President Hugo Chavez. Perhaps a little embarrassed; although, for that you need to have a little shame, Chavez has decided to take his own movie future into his own hands.

Chavez bid to counter Hollywood

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has opened a film studio in the country aimed at curbing the cultural influence of the US in Latin America.

"It's a Hollywood dictatorship. They inoculate us with messages that don't belong to our traditions," he said.

The government is giving $11m (£5.8m) to the project which will fund local and South American films.

Mr Chavez has been a staunch critic of President George W Bush and often attacks free-market policies.

Heroes

The president toured film sets, costume rooms and sat in the director's chair on his visit to the Film Villa Foundation on the outskirts of the Venezuelan capital, Caracas.

One of the first projects is a series about Francisco de Miranda, who fought for Venezuela's independence from Spain in the 19th Century and one of Mr Chavez's heroes.

He has also accused Hollywood of portraying Latin Americans as violent criminals and drug traffickers, and urged children to turn away from superheroes such as Superman.

The Venezuelan government is the main investor in Telesur, a Latin American TV news station seen as an alternative to US networks such as CNN.

Some US politicians have branded Telesur, which began broadcasting last year, as a "propaganda tool" for Mr Chavez.

Don't worry Chavecito, Hollywood loves its dictators, and soon enough it will come to your rescue.

Mirta Ojitos' Schedule

Here is Mirta Ojito's 2006 appearance schedule. It seems like her next appearance is in Ft. Lee, NJ on June 10, 2006 (that's 8 days from now). Here is an opportunity for our friends in the NY/NJ/CT/PA area to pay a visit and hand her in person the questions you would like ther to ask el cabezón de la revolución Ricardo Alarcón. You already know where she is going to be June 14 - 17, kissing commie ass. If applicable, I'll apologize after the interview.

Ojitos' e-mail: ojito@mirtaojito.com, mao35@columbia.edu (one of these has to work).