O-yo-t-zingo

The idiot fathers of the Mexican town of Oyotzingo, which in Cuban is pronounced (O, yo te singo), have erected an obelisk to honor the band of pirates that sailed on the yacht Granma to rob Cuba of its future. The Cuban ambassador to Mexico Jorge Bolaños, and man with an extensive castroite pedigree was on hand to unveil the monument. The article goes out of its way to point out that the costs for the monument are covered by the town. The fact that a Google search on Oyotzingo leads "zero" results, it tells me that this is a very insignificant, probably a very poor, mismanaged little town, incapable of carrying such costs unless Mr. Bolaños account covered the necessary bribes.

Now for some clarification. It is not my intent to be vulgar with the Cuban pronunciation of Oyotzingo, but losely translated it means, “Oh, I will screw you.” Cuba and Oyotzingo, both have been Oyotzingados.