Flags and Danishes

Have you wondered where the radical Muslims are getting their supply of Danish and Norwegian flags? Well here is a story on how entrepreneur Ahmed Abu Dayya says he saw it coming; the demonstrations after the cartoons were published in Jyllands-Posten and decided to stock up. More likely than not, Ahmed was told in advance by the crafty imams to stock up on those hard to get flags. From the looks of it, there are many Ahmeds in the Middle East…entrepreneurs indeed.

"Danish" turns to flower

...the Iranian Commerce Ministry is calling for the Danish pastry name change.

Anyone caught eating a Danish pastry will be drawn and burned.